Tights Are Not Pants

Dear everyone,

Contrary to (what seems to be) popular belief, I do own a mirror and I look into it daily. So would you please stop telling me that:

1. My hair is fading.

2. My roots are showing.

3. My bangs need a trim.

I’m actually well aware of all of these things, and I don’t need you to bring it up. Are you trying to make conversation? It’s not exactly polite, is it? There’s a thousand and one other things that I’d like to talk about. Pick one. 

  1. skanklan said: Please tell them off!
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