Tights Are Not Pants

Me: Hi this is Metro, how may I help you?

Girl on the phone: Hi. Someone called me from there.

Me: Okay.. do you work here?

Girl: No.

Me: Did you order something from here? A pizza? Fruit basket?

Girl: No.

Me: So you have NO IDEA why we might have called you?

Girl: Umm.. well my friend [coworker] works there?

Me: *sigh* I’ll put you through to him.  

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